After yet another year of misfortunate experiences, I hereby find these truths self-evident: 1) If you have 2 glasses of white wine, 3 gin & tonics, a "few" cups of sangria, a pair of beers, and a shot of patron, you will have a BITCHING hangover the next morning. 2) Cashews hurt when you throw them up. They will not cure a bitching hangover as expected. 3 There are two types of people in this world: those who will talk shit to your face and those bitches who talk shit behind your back. Besides a sense of courage and pride, the only remaining difference is the ones who have the nerve to say it to your face will apologize in the morning once they sober up. 4) If you think you won the lottery, check your numbers then check the date. You're not quite the lucky bastard you imagined you were. 5) Some things never change; just cope with it. Some things do change; just let it pass. Happy New Year Everybody!!! | 
